- Gary
Okay Ash. This is it. I'm finally going to defeat you in a pokemon battle!
- Ash
I doubt it.
- Gary
No, seriously. I've been training each pokemon in my line-up tirelessly, night and day just for this.
- Ash
You wasted your time.
- Gary
I don't think so! I finally have the perfect line-up!
- Ash
Let's do it then.
- Gary
Okay. Go Squirtle!
- Ash
Go Charizard!
- Gary
Whoa, whoa wait a second… how the hell do you already have a Charizard?
- Ash
Well…
- Gary
I thought we were supposed to be evenly matched every time we faced each other.
- Ash
Yeah, well, you see I've only been using my starter pokemon in every battle. That way he leveled up a lot faster, and now he's stronger than every other pokemon I face.
- Gary
But that's… that's actually a really good strategy.
- Ash
I know.
- Gary
Like really, that's crazy that no one ever thought of that before. It saves so much time and frustration.
- Ash
That's what I've been saying.
- Gary
I can't believe… No! I refuse to admit you're right.
- Ash
But I am.
- Gary
No! All I have to do is make your Charizard faint, and you'll have no more pokemon to battle with! It's perfect! Haha!
- Ash
Good luck with that.
- Gary
Go Squirtle! Attack!
Charizard blasts through Gary's entire line-up one by one, making them all faint in one shot.
- Ash
You almost had me that time.
- Gary
I hate you.
