Pwn My Life: Issue #1

May 25, 2010

Ever had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet? Send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

I met a lovely young lady recently who is a bit of a workaholic. She's gorgeous and everything I can imagine in a woman. Too bad her only day off is Wednesday. Wednesday is D&D night. I told her it wasn't going to work. I might die alone, but at least my level 19 rogue is badass.-Janus

I learned to read by playing Pokemon Red.-Ian

My friend and I were playing basketball on Xbox 360. He was winning. At the last second I came from behind and beat him. I was so excited that I jumped up and screamed as loud as I could. When I sat down my groin hurt. I had given myself a hernia.-Bobby

I once spent three days convincing a guy that Batman could beat up Buffy, only for him to turn to me and say "I don't care anymore. You win!" Mission accomplished.-Rich

In high school I asked a guy to the Saddie Hawkins dance by hand-drawing him a comic book of us as super heroes, because we always talked about comics. He said he'd only go as friends. I overheard later that he said he could never go out with a girl as nerdy as me. I had spent 10+ hours drawing that comic.-Anonymous

I covered my copy of Pokemon in marker so that I can tell people I'm playing Madden '95.-Daylon

One time Tremors was on TBS at the same time Robocop 2 was on the space channel. I was livid, and realized it was the biggest fork in my life's road.-David

I couldn't believe my luck when I stumbled onto an absolutely gorgeous girl wearing Pikachu ears on a web-cam chat site. She smiled coyly, lifted a brow and said "Wild Horny Girl Appears." I had the best two hour Pokemon conversation of my life with her.-Anonymous

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