Pokemon Strategizing

There's that Ash kid, we should totally pop out of nowhere and attack him!

Do you really think that's a good idea?

Of course. We can totally take him down once and for all!

That's the same guy who had the Charizard and Mewtwo and Onyx that knocked us out last week. Except now they're all leveled up.

Exactly – sweet vengeance!

No, man, you're not getting this. It was a horrible idea then, let alone now that they've leveled up and gained more experience.

BUT HE'S RIGHT THERE JUST WAITING TO GET ATTACKED!

Let me ask you this – what attacks do you think you'll use?

Well I was thinking of starting off with "Tackle" and then following that I'll really bring the pain with my most powerful move: "Focus Energy."

You don't see the problem with that? He's going to use a fire-breathing dragon and a psychic mutant cat and a snake made of boulders on you.

Well you can sit back and I'll show you how we do it in Level 2.

Those guys are at least Level 56 each. You're going to get destroyed.

I could definitely take them. All I would need to happen is for all of them forget to attack, to already be really low on health, have no special attacks left, and get stuck in their Pokeballs.

I think we should just sit back and, ya know…be forest creatures.

Are you crazy? You want to NOT attack every single passerby, regardless of how leveled-up their Pokemon are?

Things were so much easier when that guy was just taking pictures of us for no reason.

Actually – if he beats me, he might capture me and make me part of the team. That'd be pretty nice.

You want him to nearly kill you and then adopt you? That's some Ike Turner shit there.