- Trainer
Hey! You! I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
- Ash
Ugh, really? Again?
- Trainer
I choose you, Oddish!
- Ash
Alright fine. Go Charizard.
- Trainer
Um, holy sh*t is that a dragon?
- Ash
It's a Charizard.
- Trainer
That looks like a f**king dragon.
- Ash
It's a level 55 Charizard. It's a pokemon.
- Trainer
Level 55? Are you kidding?
- Ash
What?
- Trainer
I threw out a level 20 radish, and you think it's necessary to throw out a level 55 fire-breathing dragon?
- Ash
I have to be the very best!
- Trainer
That's not going to make my Oddish faint, it's going to incinerate him.
- Ash
Then why did you challenge me?
- Trainer
Uh, because you were in my line of sight. I had to.
- Ash
That doesn't make sense.
- Trainer
Look I don't make the rules, just please pick a different pokemon.
- Ash
Fine. Charizard return! Go Zapdos!
- Trainer
…Fuck this.
