- Scorpion
…So I told her, "get over here!"
- Raiden
Classic Scorpion…did she get over there?
- Scorpion
No…
- Raiden
Maybe you should stop yelling it like a murderer.
- Sub-Zero
Scorpion! I have come to slay you!
- Scorpion
Impossible! I have already slain you!
- Raiden
…Don't you guys, like, kill each other all the time?
- Sub-Zero
No. I am Sub-Zero's brother. He killed the original Sub-Zero!
- Raiden
When did this happen?
- Scorpion
After he killed my family and clan!
- Raiden
I…I don't remember that round. Of family murders.
- Noob Saibot
I will slay you!
- Raiden
…And you are-
- Noob Saibot
Dead Sub-Zero!
- Raiden
So…you're a different guy now.
- Noob Saibot
Yes.
- Raiden
Just checking. Heh. "Noob"…
- Sub-Zero
Oh my brother! I must now become…Cyber Sub-Zero!
- Raiden
…no…
- Noob Saibot
My brother!…I must kill you!
- Raiden
What? No! What kind of plot is this?
- Cyber Sub-Zero
Of course, different dead brother guy! You must fight me, your brother who is now you, and also a robot for some reason!
- Noob Saibot
Yes! We as brothers should fight to the death! Robot!
- Raiden
Okay, this is nuts. I thought Scorpion was involved or something?
- Cyber Sub-Zero
Robot robot robot!
- Raiden
You're a robot, not a poke'mon. Look, I…I thought we just punched each other and there was only the vaguest background plot. Like Street Fighter-
- Kratos
Never mention that game!
- Raiden
…
- Kratos
Uh-oh. God rivalry!
- Raiden
I hate you guys.
