N64 Wingman

Alright guys, I’m gonna go talk to that cute girl up at the bar. One of you mind chatting up her friend?

I’ll take this one! You get the one behind me!

That’s the wrong girl! Falco, WAIT.

I’m GOIN’ IN!

Fox! Get this guy off me!

My name’s Jerry, dude. And chill, it’s just a waiter.

Thanks Fox…I thought they had me.

I could use a little help over here!

What the hell?

Sorry, my friend’s kind of out there. It’s just his sense of humor.

Gee, I’ve been saved by Jerry. How swell.

What the hell are you being a dick for? You asked for my he-

Help!

This is unbelievable.

HELLLLLP!

What!? What do you WANT?

Get this guy off me!

That’s the GOD DAMN waiter, Slippy.

Thanks Fox, I thought th-

MY NAME’S NOT FOX.

Oh GOD! They’re talking about their feelings!

Just-

I’M GONNA HAVE TO ABORT!

AH! I’ve got another one ON me!

These girls are hearing everything you guys are saying!

FOOOOXXX!

HEY JER, I’m over with that girl you said you thought was cute!

Pepp-

Good news, she seems like a gigantic whore.

WHAT!?

I think we’re gonna get laid.