- Mr. Leet
Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house?
- Mrs. Leet
Gerald, he could hear you! He just went off to the bathroom…
- Jessica
Dad! He’s a nice guy, really.
- Mr. Leet
He’s a n00b, Jessica. A n00b.
- Jessica
So what? I love him!
- Mr. Leet
This relationship will never work, it’s got epic fail written all over it.
- Mrs. Leet
Honey, he called WoW “Wordcraft.”
- Jessica
I don’t care what you say! Ryan and I are perfect for each other.
- Mr. Leet
You’re a Leet, God damn it. We don’t date n00bz, we pwn them!
- Mrs. Leet
He’s right, dear. Insolence FTL.
- Jessica
This is so unfair, I wish I was never a Leet!
- Mr . Leet
You bite your tongue, young lady. There are children playing third world MMO’s that would KILL for your phat lewtz.
- Jessica
Maybe I don’t care about phat lewtz! Maybe I LIKE n00bz! Maybe I want to MARRY a n00b someday!
- Mr. Leet
Over my Level 70 Rogue’s temporarily dead body.
- Ryan
…Mr. Leet?
The family gasps.
- Ryan
I know you’re concerned. Maybe rightfully so. There are a lot of things I don’t understand. Hell, I can’t even manage to find the Control Panel half the time. But I know when I’ve found love, Mr. Leet. And I love your daughter. In the end, I think that’s worth more than all the fake gold in the world.
Pause.
- Mr. Leet
GTFO.
