Dorklassic: The Legend of the Legend of Zelda

August 2, 2010
  1. Link

    Huzzah! I've conquered innumerable foes, overcome impossible odds, trekked far and wide, come to the brink of death, defeated the unstoppable Ganon, and saved the fair princess!

  2. Zelda

    Yes, and for years to come, people will speak of the Legend of Zelda!

  3. Link

    Yes, the Legend of…what?

  4. Zelda

    Zelda – the legendary princess who was kidnapped and braved being trapped for a while until some elf guy saved her!

  5. Link

    I…I think you have this backwards. I'm the one who did all of the exciting stuff that would be considered legendary. It'll be the legend of Link that everyone talks about.

  6. Zelda

    Ugh, Link? That's not even a real name. Nope, that legend's all about Zelda.

  7. Link

    But…you didn't do anything.

  8. Zelda

    I was kidnapped and stayed virtually motionless while being trapped in a crystal! LEGENDARY!

  9. Link

    Do you have any idea how many innocent chickens I had to kill to get here? How many hours I spent in the Water Temple? How many times I had to stop myself from squashing Navi with my boot? No way, sweetheart, I'm the legend.

  10. Zelda

    Right, and the next thing you tell me is that the Legend of Guinevere is all about that guy who pulled a sword out of some stupid rock.

  11. Link

    The legend of King Arthur?!

  12. Zelda

    Guinevere. Arthur was just the dude she married before hooking up with Lancelot.

  13. Link

    I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how legends work.

  14. Zelda

    And I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how royalty can have a tights-wearing peasant boy thrown in the dungeon for the rest of his life while she tells the historians what to call the legend.

  15. Link

    Gotcha. I think I'm gonna go do with something in no way related to you. There's this evil mask thing I should take care of…

  16. Zelda

    Ahh yes, they will refer to this adventure as the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

  17. Link

    But…you're not even involved in this. At all.

  18. Zelda

    Keep walking or I'll call it the Legend of Navi.

  19. Link

    I think I liked you better when you were a gay ninja.

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