Dorklassic: New Sim On The Block

September 13, 2010
  1. Bill

    Hello, new acquaintance.

  2. Dave

    Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?

  3. Bill

    City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.

  4. Dave

    Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.

  5. Bill

    Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!

  6. Dave

    Uh…huh.

  7. Bill

    I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

  8. Pause.

  9. Dave

    So….you watch any sports or anything?

  10. Bill

    Backrub?

  11. Dave

    Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.

  12. Bill

    Backrub?

  13. Dave

    Uh, still no, thanks.

  14. Bill

    Tickle!

  15. Dave

    Haaaa…very funny. That was not at all awkward.

  16. Bill

    We're friends now.

  17. Dave

    Jeez, really? Okay, whatever you say. I dunno how I'm supposed to prove that to my boss. Would you mind signing something?

  18. Bill

    I'm going to hug you now.

  19. Dave

    No thanks there, buddy. Just…sign this piece of paper?

  20. Bill

    Would you like to dance?

  21. Dave

    On your lawn? Not really. I don't even know your name.

  22. Bill

    We're not friends anymore.

  23. Dave

    Jeez. That's kinda sudden.

  24. Bill

    I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

  25. Pause.

  26. Dave

    Right. Of course you do. So I guess I'll be going…

  27. Bill

    I'm going to study cooking and then make macaroni and then take a shower and then give you a backrub and then work out and then go to sleep.

  28. Dave

    That's great. Hey, do you know what these things over our heads are supposed to be? I'm terrified that one day it'll just fall and crack my skull open- WHOA. Did you just…piss yourself?

  29. Bill

    I'm sad that I peed on the ground.

  30. Dave

    Ew. Is that…blue? Did you pee blue?

  31. Bill

    AHHHHH! SOMETHING IS ON FIRE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE!!! I HAVE TO GO STAND NEXT TO IT AND SCREAM!

  32. Bill runs off.

  33. Dave

    Crap, well, maybe I'll go for a swim. Hope the ladders don't mysteriously disappear this time.

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