- Sophie
Thanks for meeting me here for our first date. I've enjoyed chatting with you online, and I feel really excited for tonight. And Le Boutique! Such a fancy restaurant!
- Slippy
Wow, look at that… it's beautiful!
- Sophie
What? Who? Oh! Oh, me? Well thank you! It was quite a task finding a nice outfit that would match my shoes and my earrings and… oh, will you listen to me prattle on. How are you?
- Slippy
I'm fine, I'm fine! How's the Landmaster, Fox?
- Sophie
Oh. Um… well, my name's not Fox. That's just part of my username on the dating site; SophieFox11245. My real name's just Sophie. And I… I guess I wouldn't know how the Landmaster is.
- Slippy
Doggone it!
- Sophie
Sorry. I mean, I would tell you if I… yeah. I don't know. Sorry.
Sophie sips on her water. Awkward silence. Empty stare from Slippy's bulbous eyes atop squashed green head.
- Slippy
…You want a piece of me?
- Sophie
What? No. I don't… what? No! I don't know what sort of girl you think I am, but no I most certainly do not!
- Slippy
Things are starting to heat up!
Slippy pops the collar of his flight jacket and points to his chest.
- Slippy
This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees. Don't worry, Slippy's here!
- Sophie
Look, you seemed really charming online in our messages, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this anymore.
- Slippy
Don't worry, Slippy's here!
- Sophie
Yes. Yes I know that. I can see you actually, sitting two feet across from me. And besides, that's the problem.
Sophie reaches for her purse.
- Slippy
Hey! What's the big idea?
- Sophie
Um… You. You just pissed off your date, and she is leaving. I am not here for… well, whatever you thought I was. That's the big idea, buddy.
Slippy reaches out, grabbing Sophie's arm.
- Slippy
You're not getting away that easy!
- Sophie
Hey! Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
- Slippy
Your carcass is mine!
- Sophie
WAITER! These frog legs are EXTREMELY undercooked!
Waiter apologizes and drags Slippy into the kitchen.
- Slippy
Help! Get this guy off me!
