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After several matches of a black guy and a redneck yelling at each other in Black Ops, the black guy called the redneck a racist, to which the redneck replied: "I'm not racist, I have colored television."
My friend and I were playing a game of Modern Warfare 2 and this little kid told my friend he was going to bang the crap out his mom. My friend responded with, "I have two dads."
I entered a CoD:MW2 lobby and heard the following exchange:
Guy 1: So how does your probation officer feel about you playing this game on Xbox live?
Guy 2: Psh, she doesn't like it, but it's technically not a violation of my parole.
Guy 1: Does she have a problem with it because of all the little kids or something?
Guy 2: Ya, but it doesn't count as an online chat room according to the courts.
Guy 1: So what actually happened in court? Did they drop the child pornography charges or what?
It was at that moment, the match started and I was on the other team. I would have given anything to hear the rest of that conversation. The hilarity of theÂ conversationÂ only could have gotten better.Â
Overheard on Halo: Reach " I mean, she's a cool girl but she would suck Lady Gaga's clit AND dick."
Once I was playing head to head in Madden '09 on PSN when I get matched up
with this guy with the gamertag HIGHSCHOOLCOUNSELOR. I then walked in on
a conversation of what I can only assume was him making wedding plans with
his fiancee.Â He then proceeded to give me life advice throughout the
whole game like "Find a good woman" and "You gotta get the G.E.D.!", while
calling me junior. Â At the conclusion of the game I thanked him for his
guidance to which he replied "You know why I guide? 'CAUSE I'M A
I was playing Halo reach with a stoner who was quite clearly stoned.
Stoner: Man, I'm going bomb your house.
Me: I work for the department of homeland security, you're under arrest for terrorist threats.
Stoner: Good luck finding me my IP is routed throughÂ Kazakhstan.
Me: check his profile Really? Because our tracking programÂ shows that you live in Flint Michigan, please don't move the SWAT team will be at your house soon.
Stoner: Ohh shit signs off
Me and a couple of friends had a full party going on Gears of War 2 which consisted of 4 guys and a girl. While in the middle of a match we overhearÂ the girl talking to her boyfriend. Then 10 seconds later she screams, "Don't stick it in!" Laughter ensues and she realizes she didn't turn her mic off, she then logs off and reappears an hour later.