- Peach
Mario, this picnic is lovely. I'm so glad I get to spend time with you!
- Mario
Anything for a princess with eyes as bright as fire flowers.
- Peach
Oh Mario, you're the sweetest.
- Luigi
Hold up, you call that a pick up line? Check this out. Hey Peach, my other Tanooki suit has the tail in the front… if you know what I'm saying.
- Mario
Dude, that's my girlfriend!
- Luigi
Whatever bro, she's not Queen Peach yet. She's open-game for all.
- Toad
You're saying Peach is available? Hey Peach, this box is out of coins, can I bang on yours?
- Peach
Eh… no?
- Mario
Watch it mushroom-man.
- Toad
What do you expect, she keeps me under her dress during Brawl matches.
- Mario
But she's MY girlfriend.
- Luigi
Not for long. Word just got out that Peach is single and everyone's lining up to get a crack at her.
- Birdo
Hey Peach, you think this is impressive, wait till you see my O-face.
- Chain Chomp
Yeah, I hear you're off the chain, but I'm kinda into restraints.
- Star
Hey baby, lose these suckers and grab on. I'll be the best 10-seconds of your life.
- Bowser
Do you want to go to Big World? Just blow a little on my warp-whistle.
- Daisy
Hey girl, let me know if you want to Double Dash with Mario and me sometime.
- Peach
What!?
- Mario
Finally, someone with some sense!
- Peach
…..
- Mario
I mean….umm….Everyone stop hitting on my girlfriend.
