- Sonic
Well, Mister…
- Tails
Prower. Miles Prower.
- Sonic
Mister Prower, I’ll review your information and let you know if you’re my new sidekick.
- Tails
Thank you very much.
Tails stands up to shake hands.
- Sonic
Whoa, you’ve got two tails?
- Tails
What? Oh yeah, it’s just something I’ve learned to deal with. I’m actually able to use it as a propeller in case I need to—
- Sonic
Tails! Anyone ever call you Tails?
- Tails
Um…no, I can’t say anyone has.
- Sonic
Well, that’s what I’m calling you now. Tails! I love it!
- Tails
My name is Miles.
- Sonic
‘Sup, Tails. How’s the tails, Tails?
- Tails
Miles Prower. My name is already a pun, what’s the point in making a nickname for me when my name is already—?
- Sonic
Hey, Knuckles! Check out the new guy, Tails!
Knuckles enters.
- Knuckles
For the last time, my name is Theodore.
- Sonic
You know what, Tails, we’re gonna be a great team. You and me, fighting Dr. Eggman!
Dr. Robotnik enters.
- Dr. Robotnik
It’s Doctor Robotnik! How hard is that? I make robots, and my name is Robotnik, it couldn’t be more obvious if you tried! Ugh, I’m tired of this. Get him, TFK-4000!!!
- Sonic
Oh, you mean Metal Sonic?
Silence.
- Tails
What is wrong with you?
