- Zealot
Alright, let’s do it! For Auir!
- Stalker
Yeah, let’s-wait, are those swords?
- Zealot
Beam swords! Yeah!
- Stalker
Back up. Aren’t we super advanced aliens?
- Zealot
Yup.
- Stalker
Why do we have sword?. Even the humans have guns. Not swords. Guns. You’d think we’d get that figured out by now…
- Zealot
Well yes. But they have beams. And do they have this much zeal!?
- Stalker
Yeah, they have these things called “Stim Packs”.
- Zealot
Oh.
- Stalker
Yeah. It’s mechanical zeal.
- Zealot
Woah.
- Stalker
Also, it actually helps them. And they can shoot things.
- Zealot
Okay, okay, yeesh. But my swords are good at taking out Zerglings-
- Stalker
Right, those little insect dogs. That are attacking robot aliens, correct?
- Zealot
Okay, but this isn’t fair. There are way more of them than us.
- Stalker
The insects, right?
- Zealot
Yes.
- Stalker
Okay, just checking. That the super advanced robot aliens are scared of insects.
- Zealot
Well, for one thing there are a bunch of them. And they’re really fast, or they shoot us.
- Stalker
Well, can’t you like, charge at them?
- Zealot
Oh, no. You’d have to like, wait a while, make things, and then pay a lot to do it.
- Stalker
So, basic things such as running aren’t even covered by ‘zeal’. Which is literally the only thing you have to offer. Other than, um, swords.
- Zealot
Right. Unless there are concussive shells, in which case I decide to just get my nap on.
