- Ash
I did it! I have all the badges and I caught them all. I'm the Pokemaster!
- Brock
You did it! Now, on to the elite-
- Ash
Silence! Build me a palace of solid gold!
Pause.
- Brock
Uh what?
- Ash
I am your god now.
- Misty
No, you just caught some Pokemon.
- Ash
Misty, the word is Pokemon. Everything is Pokemon. Hell, we had to pretend Brock was a Pokemon to get him to the hospital.
- Brock
I still think Blackiemon was a little offensive .
- Ash
These badges mean I can control all the Pokemon, and thus the world. So it stands to reason then that I, as I have always insisted on via my theme song, am now the best.
- Misty
Well-
- Ash
The very best.
- Brock
I-
- Ash
The best there ever was. Okay? I mean, I am clearly undefeatable-I took out all of team rocket multiple times. The most ruthless crime syndicate in the world-nothing to me, They've killed thousands.. So: gold castle. Let's get moving.
- Brock
Well, you had to re-start twice when Gary Oak-
- Ash
I WILL SEE GARY OAK HUNG! But if I'm unstoppable and the best ever, then I deserve to be a king, lord of all I see, unstoppable and a legend forever. Case and point, right?
- Misty
- Brock
- Ash
Failing that, I'd settle for Misty.
A True Pokemon Master
February 7, 2011
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