2616 likes
2680 likes
1730 likes
50 minutes ago
Link Me and My Sims: 3 Days in the Life of a Sim's Addict
Why play a game about mundane activities when you can read an article about a guy playing a game about mundane activities?
Article The Dorklyst: The 10 Greatest World of Warcraft Videos on the Internet
People like to make jokes at the expense of WoW players, and with all the videos of them smashing monitors and throwing temper tantrums on the Internet, it’s not too surprising. Finding the best Warcraft videos on the web is like trying to pick your favorite pizza topping: They’re all so damn good that it’s hard to narrow it down. But we did our best. Here’s our tribute to the greatest freakouts, pranks, and embarrassing moments in Warcraft videos.
10.
There’s emerging genre of Internet video featuring girls destroying their boyfriend’s gadgets (or in this case, characters) and then recording the fallout. You can actually see this guy go through the first two stages of grief almost immediately: “Hmmm, that’s strange. My main character isn’t showing up on my server login screen. No worries, it’s probably just some kind of load error. I’ll just go ahead and log back in…And he’s still gone. This has to be some kind of mistake, unless someone deleted my char….AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SMASH. SMASH. SMASH.” From denial to unbridled anger in just a few seconds!
9.
The first minute and a half of this video fails to mention Warcraft at all; it’s just your run-of-the-mill friendly neighborhood Juggalo threatening an unnamed group of people with a tire iron. And it easily could have ended with that. There’s no shame in a time-tested “Threatening The Internet” video. But then it gets better. A lot better. It turns out she’s threatening her former Warcraft guildmates over some controversy about canceling her account. The best part? She gives them a martial arts demonstration to let them know what they’re in for. SPOILER ALERT: It. Is. Great.
20 hours ago
Video Cat Kinda Plays Duck Hunt
"No, not your paws! Use the zapper! Ugh, I'm taking you back to the shelter."
Article TMNT and the Ginger
- Donatello
There’s so much blood!
- Leonardo
Holy sh*t Don, what happened to you?
- Donatello
I got jumped by the Foot Clan. Oh god, I can’t feel my legs…
- Michelangelo
Cowa-bummer dude!
- Raphael
Don, you don’t look so hot. I think you should go to the hospital or vet or something.
- Donatello
No it’s ok, I just need some pizza.
- Leonardo
Umm, I’m not a doctor, but I don’t think this is the best time for a pizza run.
- Raphael
Yeah, you’re not supposed to be bleeding from your ears like that, and your leg looks kind of broken-ish.
- Donatello
No, guys, I just need some pizza. Can you look through those trashcans Mikey?
Column
Overheard on Xbox
Issue #15
Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
-Jake C.
I was playing a free roam match on Red Dead Redemption with a few friends of mine and we were attacking this other posse at Fort Mercer. We went around the back of the fort and wrecked the only kid guarding that side. He then without thinking said “Gosh I’ve got 3 guys on me back here.” I replied without missing a beat “You should be used to that”. The room erupted into laughter, even his own teammates. The kid left without saying a word.
-SHOTBlocker4044
During a free-for-all match in MW2 some little kid got tired of everyone killing him while he was trying to snipe he says “THAT’S IT, I’M GOING COMMANDO!” After that some random older dude proceeds to say “Oh yeah, does the mean you’re going to be naked?” Then when the match finally ends and we all see the killcam (which was a quick no-scope in the air) the little kid says, “THAT WAS SO EPIC THAT IT MADE MY NUTS DROP!”
-Jose
I was playing Search and Destroy on MW2 when I heard a really whiny-voiced kid start complaining about campers. I asked him how old he is and he told me was in the second grade. I asked him what a penis is and he told me it was like a hot dog but smaller and it doesn’t taste as good.
-Austin
Follow @dorkly on twitter
Become a facebook fan
RSS
